Beware the Lizards of November

From the [ny times]:

Since mid-2009, the state has had 10 times more earthquakes than normal, said Austin Holland, a research seismologist with the Oklahoma Geological Survey. In 2010, the earth beneath Oklahomans’ feet moved more than 1,000 times, but only 100 or so were strong enough to be felt.

You can’t trust anyone. The disinfo squad is out in force around here. They started fracking heavy in 2009, earthquakes started heavy in 2009. Of course they could stop fracking for a few decades and see if things go back to normal but I consider it doubtful.

Let’s look at a few other possibilities.

1. [HAARP], or, “High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program”. It is widely suspected on the interwebz that the usa mic caused the japanese earthquake and tidal wave. They probably won’t stop until [everyone] is [dead] but them.

2. NASA radars are monitoring 2005 YU55…

At closest approach on Tuesday, Nov. 8th, at 3:28 pm PST (23:28 UT), the 400m-wide space rock will be 324,600 kilometers away, about 85% the distance from Earth to the Moon… Cosmic forces are at work to eliminate mankind, planetary alignments, solar flares, comets, asteroids. YU55 is just the latest shot across our bow. [spaceweather]

3. Rustlers can come in, grab a few head, and be gone in a matter of minutes. That’s likely what happened to Mike Rainey’s cattle… Yeah, space alien cattle rustlers. They are probably giving them the anal probe even as I write this. Invasion of our planet and bodily orifices may be imminent. [link]

4. [Revelation 8] It’s all in there. Fracking isn’t causing the earthquakes and turning the water into wormwood, it is the old silver bearded fire and brimstone maker himself. God is angry, and he is breaking out one huge-mongous can of whoop ass. Find a good cult and start praying (and digging).

Truth be told all of the above can be wound up into one fine explanation of what is going on. Space alien lizard antichrist devil (salad) people have infiltrated the earth. They control everything. They read our thoughts and punish us accordingly. They have a great number of weapons at their disposal including fluoride activated mind rays. Be afraid. [/edgar]

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43 Responses to Beware the Lizards of November

  1. Kitty says:

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Edgar’s in the groove!!!!! Found a cool outfit for the guyz!!!

  2. Kitty says:

    WOW Edgar…. brillz…

  3. Kitty says:

    Computerdeathgames.

  4. edgar says:

    BUG LULZ! I have no mad skilz and no photoshop software.

  5. Kitty says:

    I never played a computer game except for solitaire!!! Which both my parents were addicted to!

    Oh forgot Mahjong too!!

  6. Kitty says:

    I luv Giotto and he put a devil in the clouds!

  7. Mammoth says:

    Great rant, Edgar!
    ————————
    Now, onto the News:
    “Immediately after Mr. Berlusconi’s announcement on Tuesday, stocks rallied in New York on hopes that political change would help pave the way for an easing of the continent’s debt crisis.”
    - – -
    Yeah, right. The politicians are as likely to fix Europe’s debt mess as Ben & co. on this side of the pond are likely to fix America’s economic woes by printing money and giving even more favors to Wall Street & the banks.

  8. pigheadedkraut says:

    The haarp project used magnetic pulses to steer that aircraft carrier sized asteroid to score a field goal between the earth and the moon.

    Three points.

  9. pigheadedkraut says:

    My old college geology textbook says that there are over 100,000 earthquakes each and every year magnitude 1.0 or better.

    The entire planet is shaking along with the quaking. Movin’ and a groovin’

  10. Kitty says:

    I think everything shakes but we’re just not in tune with it…I wish I knew more about Murika Indians who seemed deeply attuned…

  11. Kitty says:

    Shake rattle and ROLL!!!!

  12. edgar says:

    There was an ad on tv today. It was talking about energy development and prosperity in Oklahoma. The graphic showed a box with Chandler, Stroud, Prague, and Meeker at the corners. And there, right on top of the epicenter of all the recent earthquakes sat a quaint old timey drilling rig about ten miles tall. LMAO!

  13. Mammoth says:

    Bah Humbug! The Agriculture Department has Imposed a Christmas Tree Tax. Yep, you will pay $0.15 more for your Christmas Tree.

    “This is actually the culmination of a years-long effort by the fresh Christmas tree industry to promote itself, according to the background provided in the Federal Register. The industry has faced increasing competition from producers of artificial trees. So the government stepped in to mandate a fee to support the promotion board.”
    Linkey: http://tinyurl.com/82hkldf
    ————————
    I grew up in a world where we were told that the big bad Communists applied government control to their economy – and that this was a Very Wrong thing to do.

    So, why it it the Government’s…er…taxpayer’s job to assist the fresh Christmas tree with advertising? As much as I like a real Christmas tree, isn’t this unfairly tipping the scales against the artificial tree industry?

    Next up – a new tax on beef, so that the stretched-thin taxpayers can also pay for those idiotic Beef industry ads: “Beef, it’s What’s for Dinner.”

  14. Kitty says:

    STOOPID!!!! Actually I never get a Christmas cause it’s ecologically wasteful… I collect greens and pine cones and different stuff and dress up the house… then leave it through the cold weather… deck the halls!!!

    So useless all those govt sponsored boondoggles…

  15. Kitty says:

    They stuck a fork in Papa!

  16. Kitty says:

    Fall fall fall…

  17. Kitty says:

    Frackquakes.

    Sure seems to be a big increase.

  18. Kitty says:

    A friend told me that tomorrow begins the age+of+aquarius…. 11/11/11

    But then I see this: 12/21/12

    Astrologers and many others see each age as being ruled by specific ideas or concepts. Many see the Age of Aquarius as being the age of computers, freedom, electricity, rebels, astrology, and humanitarianism, among others ideas. Some hope the age will bring in a time of philanthropy and peace, while others expect a time of unrest, nonconformity, and even rebellion. Some think man will leave earth and become decentralized as we spread across the galaxy. Many do not agree on what the Age of Aquarius 2012 beginning will bring to mankind, but all agree some kind of change is coming.

    http://www.december2012endofworld.com/age-of-aquarius-2012

  19. Mammoth says:

    On the LH side of that linkey is another link to ‘Asteroid Doom’ and a graphic video of an impact with Earth.

    “Cream with your coffee this morning?”
    “No thanks, please just give me a side of Doom today.”

  20. edgar says:

    The republican field is making Hopey look better every day.

    Cain = the gropenator
    Romney promises war with Iran
    Perry promises to fire every teacher in America, especially those who gave him a “D” in everything.
    They all want to steal our pensions.
    Most of them want to cut taxes for the rich and raise them on minimum wage workers.
    I don’t plan to vote but if someone put a gun to my head I would have to vote dem across the board.

  21. Kitty says:

    Scary oh Edgar… where there is no vision the people…..

  22. Mammoth says:

    It is the duty of all of us to vote.
    Those who do not exercise their right to vote, should not complain about election results.

  23. edgar says:

    My vote does not matter as I am grossly outnumbered by retards. Watch the election results come in from Oklahoma some time then tell me I’m wrong.

  24. pigheadedkraut says:

    My wife swears up and down that strange things happen when the moon is in Scorpio.

    I’m a Virgo, so my horrorscope tells me the astrology stuff is all bunkum and bosh.

    http://www.moontracks.com/moon2011.html?Month=11

    eg. the moon was in Scorpio when the US invaded Iraq. The moon was in Scorpio when the 700 billion was given to Wall Street in 2008. Wall Street strong armed Congress, that is.

  25. Mammoth says:

    As a Scorpio, I represent that comment.

  26. Mammoth says:

    According to a USA today article, the traditional Thanksgiving dinnew will cost 13% more than a year ago. Low inflation, my azz!

    Perhaps all those fatsos out there should just eat 13% less.

  27. Mammoth says:

    So, Bil Keane died. He was creator of the (print) cartoon, “The Family Circus.”

    Rest in Peace, Bil. Your comic was a (mostly) happy oasis of innocent childhood moments, enclosed within the daily onslaught of bad news in nearly every daily newspaper. Thank you for your contribution.

  28. edgar says:

    There isn’t a doubt in my mind that Altex caused those earthquakes. They are dumping 3500 barrels of saltwater per day into disposal wells. That water is coming out of and going into a known geological fault areas. Read it and weep.

    http://www.drillthis.com/history-hunton-field-mystery.html

  29. Kitty says:

    I’m very sleepy today.

  30. Kitty says:

    Uhhh kinda clustered round data well….

  31. edgar says:

    I Googled “lincoln county hunton misener altex saltwater disposal wells” and two out of the only four hits were missy blog links. WOOHOO! It turns out that there are so many Class II disposal wells that it would be hard to have an earthquake that wasn’t near one (it sure would be nice for a change though):

  32. pigheadedkraut says:

  33. Kitty says:

    The most interesting one was the DFW case….

  34. Kitty says:

    Happy 11/11/11/11/11

  35. edgar says:

    Changed the top pic I guess myspace didn’t like the parasitical freeloading. lol

    banker takes over greece:
    http://news.ino.com/headlines/?newsid=68981857681101

  36. Mammoth says:

    That is one ugly-looking banker, Edgar. Check your email, I just sent you a couple pix for a new thread. Much more aesthetically-pleasing graphics in these.

  37. Kitty says:

    That’s some UGLY banker Edgar…

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